always keep the receipts

Today you asked me what the two white pencils were that Daddy bought. "They're styptic pencils," I said, "for when you cut yourself shaving."

"Hm," you said, "I'm gonna shave."

I nodded and you got out your shaver (with no blade) and Daddy's shaving cream. A few minutes later you reported to me in the kitchen, smelling fresh.

"I didn't cut myself," you said, "so we don't need those styptic pencils."

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