but you should see the other guy

You are growing so fast that you can't figure out where your body is or how to control it. You fell against the table and split your lower lip in McDonald's on Monday, and Tuesday you banged your eye hard enough to give yourself a purple crescent under it. Today is Wednesday, and this morning you banged your other eye against the kitchen counter. So now you have a big crusty split lip and two black eyes! I am looking forward to the end of this phase.